Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

hurted

what you are when you've been hurt

Gosh I'm so hurted because you stepped on my foot.

by teenbishkokie April 29, 2021

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

hurted

my teacher is a dumass and i said it hurted after some girl hit me in the knee the teacher corrected me and i said its past tense and i said its a word now and im going to post it on urban dictionary as you can tell im dooing it now

it hurted after she hit me in the knee

by blackguywith privliges November 27, 2019