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calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.
Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting
by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021
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Dunk Hunting

When Someone post an outrageous opinion, usually a troll tweet, often times racist, not to argue in good faith, but to make someone of the opposite political spectrum mad and get quote tweeted thereby amplifying their own Twitter account
That GOP congressman tweet about Black Fathers is an obvious attempt at Dunk Hunting don’t quote tweet it
by N totheH December 7, 2021
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Organ hunting

Sex

i.e. sticking your organ in another organ
Let’s go organ hunting when we get home.
by Jonny Roger December 10, 2021
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Chunch Hunting

The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.
Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.

Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.

Mike: Word
by A Pissed off Rhino January 7, 2022
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Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats
Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?
by YKNAM April 22, 2022
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stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"
by LillDaryl April 28, 2022
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Finger-Hutting

Well, you know the rhyme, “here’s the church, here’s the steeple”? It’s like that but for pussy.
I’m positive I saw her finger-hutting her ex at the mall theater last weekend.
by Squaron May 19, 2022
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