happy slap

where twat townies come up to a person and slap them whilst one of their mates record it on a cam fone
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)

some chav tried to happy slap me
really
yeah but i got him first

by schmuckman February 23, 2005

happy donkey

happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass

lou : *trips*
kaiya : you're such a happy donkey
ali : hahahahaha i get it!

by Ayiak January 2, 2008

Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

happy aquarium

An addictive yet relaxing Facebook application where you can tend an aquarium and raise your own pet fish. You can customize your tank with scenery and items from a virtual store, and earn gold by visiting friends' tanks and selling your adult fish for a profit. As you level up you can buy more fish, and more things become available as decorations.

I finally got level 32 in happy aquarium!

by holyguacamol October 21, 2009

special happy no-no place

that oh so special place between every little boy and girls legs

" I told Father John to keeps his hands off of my special happy no-no place.

by liberty November 19, 2004

happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

happy shit

When someone is taking a shit at work on the clock.

A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.

by scottyd62 July 23, 2016