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henry rollins

Rollins was good in Black Flag and early Rollins Band. After 'Weight' it all went seriously downhill. Even his spoken word is recently unfunny and rambling, and lacking consistant 'truth' from show to show (meaning most stories are probably made up or massively exaggerated).
Balances his massive ego, self-righteousness, selfpromoting and self-appointingness with being quite a cool guy.
He hates soul-less-ness in music, his rants against the rich musicians like U2 are spot-on, he seems to keep going at it, without really selling out (some argue he had long ago).
Has no time for his fans.
Also annoyingly says he 'loves work'. I'd love your job Henry. Do you want to swap? Let's see if you'd 'love work' then.
On top of the gripes, he is one of the 'straightest' performers in the media, and that is a good thing.
Fan: "Hey Henry, can I have your autograph?"
Henry Rollins: "Fuck off kid! I'm only friendly on stage."
by SMiek May 11, 2006
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is a kid that screws over women and breaks their hearts
Is that Henry over their

Oh you mean that one that broke me heart
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Henry ... Henry ... how to discribe a Henry? Well it really isn’t that hard. Below average.

IN EVERY WAY!

HE IS SO ANNOYING
Teacher : Class turn in your homework
(Kids turn in homework)
Henry : (flips pages in STURDY notebook around)
Henry : I swear it was right here. I did it!
Teacher : It didn’t just grow legs and walk away... DETENTION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a stupid person. steals ideas and is always a faggot. gay and watches gay porn. has a brother there to fuck with. and like dead memes and not funny jokes.
you: ew ur acting like henry
your friend: oh jeez uhhhh might as well jump off a bridge cuz no one wants to act like henry
you: your damn right
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Someone who is funny, but incredibly selfish and a huge asshole. Has very low standards and doesn't know how to treat a girl right because he's too busy thinking about himself and weed. A bit repulsive.
"Wow, he's funny, but he banged that fat ugly girl, he must be a Henry."
" That guy is disgusting! He's such a Henry!"
" Wow he smells nasty, like weed. And he is such an asshole to his girlfriend!He must be a Henry!"
by Cheesehead122 November 5, 2011
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A Faggot who loves gambling on CSGO and Losing all his money in coin flips
"He Henry a faggot who loses money in CSGO coin flips
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guy who eats a lot of butts and is himself a butt but also has the feet of a goose and the nose of a dude who does not have a nose he also is as silent as a shadow and can taste the scent of the color 3.
Henry is a dumb cunt ......... or is he? Yes he is.
by batmanpuncheyface October 21, 2016
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