Vancouver Handshake

a combination/variation of "The shocker" and the "Show Stopper"

Instead of using your fingers stack your hands on top of each other, balancing your pinky on your other hands thumbs. Similar to the position of preparing to shake one's hand with either hand

this position is to show how nice canadians are and how the want to shake everyones hand and say hi to everyone.

the hand on top will be use for the front door, the bottom for the back door.

A: I heard you gave her a shocker last night

B: nah man the Vancouver Handshake is where its at.

by RackemRackrackballrack February 24, 2011

millenial handshake

When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.

He walked away from a millenial handshake angered by his break in concentration

by Gstergg July 13, 2017

Nescafé Handshake

Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.

The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.

by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005

gentleman's handshake

When a male performs a tugjob on another male with the top of his hand.

The other night Tommy and Jeff were so drunk they stood across from each other and gave each other gentleman's handshakes.

by Biff Webster January 29, 2008

Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.

I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!

by itsgotom August 11, 2013

sarasota handshake

Anal fisting at the end of a sensual massage.

The AMP gets $80 for an hour massage, $50 tip for a happy ending and $100 for a Sarasota Handshake.

by ArnoldBath June 26, 2015

Presidential handshake

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)

Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.

by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016