The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.
by Chief Longshlong December 10, 2019
by Fkiz February 04, 2018
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 15, 2008
Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator June 17, 2007
Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 26, 2018
The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
by JenJen77 February 03, 2010