Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

shelby handed

Doing something left handed, like Shelby.

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.

by dgarage June 11, 2020

Hand Crusher

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.

"Am I cursed?"

"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"

"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."

by IcyThot July 18, 2021

Trog Hand

the only defense against a trog that is after you.

oh my god thanks for the trog hand dude it saved my life!

by unhappyman12 March 12, 2010

Hand kisser

When a person kisses alot of female hands.
A man that kisses females hands.

l kissed two female hands yesterday when l greeted them.
l told this woman l am a hand kisser.

by l203949 August 29, 2009

Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.

"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."

by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014