Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.
Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.
by Chief Longshlong December 10, 2019
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cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.
"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "
by Fkiz February 04, 2018
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Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018
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hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
by CL69 May 15, 2008
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stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator June 17, 2007
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Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off
Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 26, 2018
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Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"
by JenJen77 February 03, 2010
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