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hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
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shelby handed

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.
by dgarage June 11, 2020
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Hand Crusher

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.
"Am I cursed?"

"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"

"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
by IcyThot July 18, 2021
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Trog Hand

the only defense against a trog that is after you.
oh my god thanks for the trog hand dude it saved my life!
by unhappyman12 March 12, 2010
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Hand kisser

When a person kisses alot of female hands.
A man that kisses females hands.
l kissed two female hands yesterday when l greeted them.
l told this woman l am a hand kisser.
by l203949 August 29, 2009
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Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrectedMichael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict
Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.
by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021
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dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff
OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please
by never99 February 2, 2021
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