humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)

I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.

by Beckster October 7, 2005

Humping a two boy

A camp term, it refers to lifting and carrying two person bunks on your back. In order to do so you must tip the cot and balance it one your back. Then your carry it to a. another site. or b. the designated cot area.

On tent crews we were humping a two boy

by SBSTAFF2010-TNCRTB August 8, 2010

humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

Three Day Hump

Best orgy ever.

ex. guy 1: "Hey man I just finished my three day hump"
guy 2: "Oh, you finally quit smoking?"
guy 1: "lol what?"

by humptydumpty67476 April 21, 2011

one hump pump

A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking

Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!

by maz33 May 3, 2008

Hump-n-dump

Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!

A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".

by Humped-n-Dumped July 8, 2006

hump day date

When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.

When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.

by humpdaydayta January 21, 2010