by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020
by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022
by ADAMMURR4Y June 24, 2023
When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
by RockHardAsianJesus June 22, 2021
Person 1: hey did you hear that Joe just fucking died
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: Holy Shibershabs!!!!
Person 1: what the fuck
by sillyman1984 October 17, 2021
The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
by The holy grinders June 23, 2022