ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)

Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!

by neochronomo March 19, 2011

Ho bitchness

A ghetto-royal introduction

A: Here comes Bonquifa's skank ass.
B: Presenting her ho bitchness!

by Ghetto-Fabulousness December 23, 2011

Ho Foods

Mostly black term for Waffle House, IHOP and other all-night eateries.

Soon as you nut in that bitch, let's take her ass to Ho Foods and dump her there!

by MCLMM May 6, 2013

Ho-Jump

When you trust a girl to stay at your place, but not enough to give her a key. You make her leave through the garage. She opens the garage and hits the close button. She runs as fast as she can out of the garage hurdling the sensor while simultaneously ducking down to avoid the garage door as it closes.

I was late for work so I made Stacy do the ho-jump when she leaves.

by Phillip_Banks July 18, 2014

Ho Chi Minh

A great hero, repelled the evil Japanese, conquered Washington, invented vodka and travelled to 2429 AD to prevent the evil Zombie Lennon King from taking over the world and his army of blue Bimboes, thus saving the world once again.

RIP Ho
1145-1639

V vodke yest vitamin
Skazal Tovarish Ho Chi Minh
-Ho chi Minh

by lolrwnclown January 9, 2005

Ho-Ho

A Black person adopted into or raised in a predominately white neighborhood, thus Black on the outside and white on the inside.
See Carlton from the Fresh Prince

The only black kid at our private school has been deemed the token Ho-Ho

by Special Kitty January 15, 2009

ho house

cappa delta pi

"cappa delta pi is such a ho house, all the slutty girls fuck random ugly guys"

by anonymous February 15, 2004