Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.

Ashton hesseling is awesome.

by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015

water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

Headline heated

When dealing with controversial articles, some individuals decide to be mad before reading the entire story. Apparently all the information they needed was in the headline.

Don’t even worry about that guy. I’m sure he didn’t even read the story. Dude is headline heated.

by TMACGUITAR October 16, 2017

Slippery Heater

The act of a man masturbating using Vaseline as a lubricant, and upon completion lighting his dick on fire.

Andy was feeling particularly spicy, so he preformed a slippery heater once he got home from school.

by KingFlippyNips May 30, 2018

chief heaters

to smoke cigarettes

y’all tryna go chief some heaters

i chief heaters non-stop

by chai lee August 22, 2018

Kerosene Heater

A type of Heater that runs on Kerosene used in homes mostly found in Matt's land.

Hey maw, can you turn up the Kerosene Heater? It's cold in here!

by workplacethings December 19, 2018