have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.

Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo

by cpetkunas November 20, 2022

I have a pickle

When you have a problem you say “I have a pickle” not in a pickle

What’s wrong?

I have a pickle!!

by Happy pickle January 28, 2019

does it have a name

When someone is giving attitude for no reason or seems mad

“Does it have a name?” Is referring that something is up their ass

by AnimeFlour August 13, 2019

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

having kids over

When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.

CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.

by Sal9 August 21, 2009

you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.

Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”

by avochlo April 30, 2022