goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011

mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

by NateZ October 14, 2005

gooses neck

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.

by darryharry December 23, 2008

grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.

nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.

by op March 10, 2004

sneaky goose

when you like to be sneaky

devon was a sneaky goose and went to the liquor store when we weren’t looking

by swagdaddy750450 September 10, 2022

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

by killminder October 16, 2008