goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011

mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

by NateZ October 14, 2005

gooses neck

a currency exchange slip. a cheque.

he fixed us up with a gooses neck as soon as we finished the job. sweet.

by darryharry December 23, 2008

grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.

nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.

by op March 10, 2004

Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.

Last night Amy got grey goosed

by Classic Amy July 13, 2019

aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.

Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."

by Potato_Harvest January 6, 2018

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010