goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

goobend

To act or look like an idiot.

Don't be such a goobend!

by redboots1 May 27, 2014

Goob

Large cleavage; breasts and/or butt

Damn! That girl has major goob!

by DonkeySpinward September 19, 2015

Gooberduked

To be pranked or fooled in a workplace or a school. Usually without malicious intent, only for the purpose of a joke.

Employee 1: so yesterday my friend dropped some laxatives in my coffee during the meeting for April fools.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, totally gooberduked me.

Pranked fooled

by Leon Carmichael June 30, 2016

gooberduked

To be punked, fooled, or pranked intentionally by someone else. Usually without malicious intent.

Employee 1: so the other day, my friend put laxitives in my coffee during the buisness meeting.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, he totally gooberduked me there.

Punked fooled pranked

by Leon Carmichael June 29, 2016

gooberduked

To be pranked or prank someone with intent of disrupting their life in a way that is fun for you.

Guy 1: So the other day, I stapled my cousins driving violations on the inside of his job resume.
Guy 2: Man you totally gooberduked him!

Pranked rekt

by Leon Carmichael June 7, 2016