guccidon

Any person that possesses two main qualities: (1) complete ignorance for the existence of any other life forms within its area and (2) extreme stinkiness. A guccidon will "sing" along obnoxiously with previously enjoyable songs, keep all clothes in the shopping bags of the stores they came from even after wearing them numerous times, and speak on the phone using ridiculously loud volumes in extremely annoying languages incredibly early in the morning. He will also spray air freshener before, during, and after using the lavatory as he flushes the toilet a copious amount of times for one visit. These activities are only a sampling of the cornucopia of repulsive activities that can be attributed to the culturally inept guccidon. Do not attempt to remedy a guccidon's many shortcomings, as the total obliviousness to its affect on its surroundings will prevent any progress whatsoever.

(1) The guccidon talked on the phone today and said that at the end of the day the man has the power in the house and the reason the U.S. has such a high divorce rate is because women have too much say. (2) I had a dream I killed the guccidon last night. (3) The guccidon is out "handlin his thang thang" or "lunchin like a munchin". (4) Often goes by initials that don't appear anywhere in his true name.

by Paul February 26, 2004

gucci crow

girl that's hanging around for nothing but the handbags and handouts

Friend 1: Did you see that gucci crow trying to get some new earrings at the mall?

Friend 2: Homegirl's got to be sucking a mean dick if that playa still lets her in the crib

by bensanity24 May 19, 2010

Gucci Punch

Something that silly the kid does to girls that piss him off.
Looks like a superman punch. Initially invented by Gucci Mane when a girl pissed him off at a concert.

Buddy: Hey Silly howd it go with Lisa last night?
Silly: Yo that girl pissed my off so i Gucci Punched her ass.
Buddy: Atta Girl

by Atta Girl Buddy May 31, 2011

gucci slore

females usually looked for when males are drunk and attempting to hook up

Yo niga, where dem gucci slores at tonight

by muhammed ji-had July 25, 2011

gucci bracelet

Serving a felony on ankle monitor. A.k.a. house arrest on ankle bracelet

Yo bro I still got that Gucci bracelet on I'm going anywhere.

by P Funk purp popping up dead January 27, 2014

Guccimobile

Ghetto term generally meaning a pimp, amazing, random vehicle, can be in the air, on the land, or in the sea.

Dude: Man, did you see that Guccimobile?
Other: Hell yeah, it was awesome!

by DatOneGucciAssNgga November 27, 2014

Gucci

When a guy is looking fresh af and look very attractive

Do you see that Gucci guy over there?

by Hms9401 July 15, 2015