guitar orgy

When having 6 women start fucking eachother on top of a man while he watches. A guitar orgy will also attract many other women towards you. The man under the women mating will sing a song while the women will try to sing as well.

" Dude I just had a guitar orgy."

" Fucking cool man!"

by Kringeytv December 20, 2016

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Bring your guitare

Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!

- Jim, I need you to get over here!

- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!

- And Jim?

- Yeah?

- Bring your guitare...

- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?

by DjinForTheWin February 23, 2009

tune the guitar

Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar

I'll be over in a bit Steve my wife needs me to tune the guitar, it's sounding strange

by xXCMADXx December 20, 2013

Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 12, 2020

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

guitar god

One who is best guitar player.

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines

by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022