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tv guardian

An electronic program that edits out swear words and the name "God" during a program.
It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".
TV Guardian really sucks! It turns a movie like "Tropic Thunder" into a silent film.
by Evan Jacob January 31, 2009
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Color Guard

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!
by The Realist OG August 19, 2015
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guap

Look at that guap struttin down da avenue.
by Kyle B yo January 15, 2008
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templar guardians

1:A clan that treats its past villians with great disrespect and scapegoats the person all the time, and if you do even one bad thing and without reason or a lot with reason, they kick you while your down.

2: Another word for noob
The templar guardians hurted the high level played.
by OwnedofTg January 23, 2007
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national guard

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .
"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."
by Atlas' Rage May 25, 2005
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Color Guard

The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).
*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*

"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"

Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "

Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"
by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005
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Guapo

Guapo means CRUNK. Like some one talkin shit.Some one who wants to fight or is acting bad.Some people use it as Elegant but if your using slang then it is Crunk.
No te pongas Guapo con migo!
Dont get CRUNK with me!
by *$* YOUNG_TEMPERAMENTO *$* August 30, 2006
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