When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob
by What are hoes May 15, 2018

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by H T X November 15, 2020

Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.
My granny is so sweet
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.
by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024

/'ɡranē skərt/
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
