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Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob
Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow
by What are hoes May 15, 2018
mugGet the Granny McBlowmug.
trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie - meaning somebody named zion is a man .. or a lack of tuckness .
trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie is a whole tuck
by jasymdnmeks December 4, 2023
mugGet the trannie, grannie, lannie, danniemug.

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear
i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night
by H T X November 15, 2020
mugGet the Granny Fingermug.

Granny

Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.
My granny is so sweet
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
mugGet the Grannymug.

Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.
Working outside, I got a granny necklace.
by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024
mugGet the Granny necklacemug.

Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
mugGet the Granny Skrtmug.

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