
Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.
Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?
Keith: None of them !
Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.
Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
Keith: None of them !
Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.
Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
by mayalex September 19, 2021

the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out
Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go
Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection
Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection
by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008

Person 1: hey can I have a apple
Person 2: sure
Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it
Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
Person 2: sure
Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it
Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
by That 1 person🖕 September 3, 2023

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.
2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.
by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018
