French

1. The language of sex.

2. The language that makes babies.

"Everything in french is sexy...
Dude no shit, french is the language of sex."

by vagbuddy March 10, 2011

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

french massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

going french

1. The state of being unbathed.

Some fucktard took all the hot water, so I'm going french today.

by Tres Ikner May 8, 2007

French Military Victories

An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.

Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?

Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?

by Mister Sheen August 3, 2009

French and Indian Wargasm

It's that thing when a French person and an Indian person are having sex, but then a British person requests a threesome and totally conquers the bedroom, having the greatest orgasm of all.

Did you hear about Dorothea? She totally gave Sitting Bull and Pepe a run for their money in an epic French and Indian Wargasm.

by plikesbiscuits August 15, 2011

French Map

The product of a wet dream.

Comes from the French idiom "Faire une carte de France"

I woke up and there was a French Map.

by Squige October 30, 2006