An asian male with excellent taste in everything. He is named after the brand Tom Ford since Tom Ford fragrance is what he wears everyday. He has a wide range of interests, such as cars and photography. Although he has in general the mannerism and taste of an old-money white middle aged man, he talks like a college student who wears his pajamas everywhere. His favorite phrase is "Nah Bro" and mainly uses Discord. Sometimes his action comes across as confusing, mainly to female.
by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

by JMJCRS July 9, 2021

Steve: That is not a van
Jeremy: It is a van, I'll show you. It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine.
Steve: It says Jaguar. And it's turbocharged!
Jeremy: Actually what...it is, it's a Jaguar XJ220 in Ford Transit
Jeremy: It is a van, I'll show you. It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine.
Steve: It says Jaguar. And it's turbocharged!
Jeremy: Actually what...it is, it's a Jaguar XJ220 in Ford Transit
by realradoncombe October 28, 2021

by Lit_Tomato December 12, 2019

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
by juulbreel March 18, 2020

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later
n: I love someone else
1 month later
n: I love someone else
by Therealsmartass October 30, 2023
