Floaty

When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer

Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.

Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floating

The act of loitering in a digital chat or voice call

Why the fuck is Daniel floating in our discord?

by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018

Float

When something is amazing, more amazing than awesome but don’t wanna show your excitement too much.

When your at business lunch and they bring in your favourite food........”oh that chicken caser salad with the side of pasta looks so float”

Did you see Karel’s hair.........it’s float.

by KarVan February 3, 2021

acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

by Jay Rip March 31, 2009

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017