Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011

Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017

five pebbles

an place in rain world were people get extremely lost and reset due to not knowing that five pebbles doesn't have rain in it. also there's a dad that has long legs that wants to VORE you

five pebbles: heck but not actually in a nutshell

by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021

Five Peaks

To shag someone from all 4 nations that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland) as well as the bonus peak in the form of the Republic of Ireland.

Just porked Emma that welsh lass, another peak conquered.

on four out of five peaks, just got Scotland left.

by Georganne Vicksunrise May 3, 2019

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 26, 2010