X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.

Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.

by X3LA September 26, 2008

X-File

1. A term used to describe a convicted child molester that has been released from prison.

2. A popular television show in the 90's about 2 FBI agents investigating the paranormal.

That X-File is just going to molest more kids, he should have been killed in prison.

by fatso December 10, 2004

Rockford File

When a man who is having sex with a woman doggy style proceeds to push his thumb into her asshole, then removes it, and smears the feces from his thumb along the wall that is directly in front of him.

"Haha! Check out that Rockford File Joey left in Joanna's bedroom!"

by Johnny Dangerous September 20, 2003

false dawn

When dawn is observed on the horizon and you are not ready for it. Often times occurs while out drinking all night or during finals in college. When observed, it is best to ignore the false dawn until there is no denying that it is morning.

Origin:
Phrase first spoken after an all night drinking session before morning piano movement

All night spent drinking in hot tub
David:"Is it daylight already?"
John: "Nah, thats just the false dawn, ignore it."

Finals week all-nighters
Allen: "You ready for this test?"
Jeremy: "I'm about half there... shit, is that the false dawn? What time is it?!?"

by manabouttorock December 28, 2011

fish filet

The opposite of a sausage fest.

This sorority party is a fish filet.

by stickitinmyfish August 31, 2012

Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.

Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.

by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

X-files

a show that used to be shown on Fox but then got canceled about two FBI agents named Mulder and Skully who work on the X-files (unexplained cases).

Mort: Watt r u watching?
Xhu: X-files

by Xhu May 13, 2005