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garage funk

The garage isn't a garage it's full of funk. Like garbage or . Or useless junk. Don't meet flea market standards.
You cant park in the garage cause is so full of garage funk I can taste it..
by waternymph July 1, 2017
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funke

t give some one a heavy slap to help then
if you dont get a green in math i will funke you
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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FUNK-A-HAL-LIC

To be addicted to FUNK-A-HAL
Drinks of the FUNK-A-GODS and MUTH3R FUNK3R
"Hi, my name is Jon, and I'm a Funk-A-Hal-Lic..."
"Muth3r Funk3r this is some good Funk-A-Hal!!!"
by Muth3rFunk3r May 28, 2003
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dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.
Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!
by Chase3s May 15, 2016
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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
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Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
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Funk

1) Funk,

The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.

2) Funk,

A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.

3) Funk,

Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?

2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...

3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
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