Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.

"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."

by Toyota2024 February 05, 2024

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Ford mentality

When you drive confidently and carelessly to make the other drivers in the street scared of you and not the other way around

Jimothy: Muayad has ford mentality

Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others

by Muayad October 05, 2020

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Ford Interceptor Utility

A Version of the Ford Explorer Specially designed for Law Enforcement Agencies Across America and Canada.

Person1:Oh look! Look at that Ford Explorer

Person 2: Erm Akchually it is actually a Ford Interceptor Utility 🤓

by Kool89430 December 27, 2023

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Ford Road

unity, no respect for nothing, CBJSBPBJMJESNK

It's Ford Road around this bitch.

by ford rd gang September 04, 2012

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Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.

"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'

by CalumHemmings May 04, 2014

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