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floof

floof is 6'10 and 17 they draw shit
floof
by breadedcrumb March 20, 2022
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That_fnf_floof

Hiii @that_fnf_floof if you’re reading this, I love your mask!! You are very cool!
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by that_fnf_floof_fp July 17, 2021
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flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.
by Aloon January 14, 2004
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floober doobin

some one who acts like an idiot, smokes illegal substances, or is a noob at online games
"Hey you floober doobin, give me back my abby whip!"

"Stop huffin my crack you floober doobin! Thats for my after dinner snack!"
by Shtewkitteh June 16, 2009
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floob tube

"dude she activated my floob tube"
by RoxasDive May 2, 2010
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flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious
by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004
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falooda

A traditional Indian desert drink coloured in red most of the time (kinda like the juice a woman releases every "period"). The falooda seeds are optional since they don't really have a flavour, but they do add to the authentic look (a little like floating sperm!), and are actually very good for digestion in a hot climate.
That girl at the back of the Indian restaurant made some fine falooda. It was so red and tasty, Singh had to have some more, especially with the falooda seeds giving it that authentic look.
by Kabizzle360 November 25, 2005
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