First Lady

A white girl with a body that resembles a black girls features which attracts the typical hollister-wearing oreo black guy.

Damn Kennedy look at that first lady over there she got a lil booty on her.

by Kennedy a.k.a Presidential December 22, 2007

I remember MY first

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.

1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.

by Charwinger21 May 6, 2011

first lego league

A very shitty tournament that test your procrastinating skills.

Me: OMG The first lego league is tomorrow. HOLY SHIT!

by budder561 May 4, 2017

Filate

To perform Fellatio on someone

I met that hoe in the bar and asked her to filate me in the parking lot

by Bigdaddy1666 June 4, 2018

first kiss

"only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it

when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked"

is it wrong that my first kiss was erection-free? i suppose i was only 5, so it's ok... ha ha

Girl: eww, you have cooties *wipes off her lips and spits*

by Random Poster March 13, 2004

From First To Last

An amazing band with extremely taleneted members. They consist of
Sonny Moore- lead vocals
Matt Good- Guitar/ Back up vocals
Travis Ritcher- Guitar/Scream
Derek Bloom- Drums/Growl
and temporarily
Wes Borland- Bass
FFTL has 3 cds released: Aesthetic EP, Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has A Body Count and Heroine. They are also featured on 2 compilation CD's (Taste Of Christmas with Christmassacre, and A Santa Clause with x12 Days of XXXmasx). From First To Last Also has their very own fan club called "KVLT" or..Cult which comes from a term in the Black Metal genre. FFTL was featured on the 2006 Warped Tour, but later dropped off due to Sonny having a Node in his throat, they will be goin on tour very soon. Tour dates will be announced soon. All members of FFTL are in their 20's except for lead vocalist Sonny Moore, which is 18 years of age. From First To Last have released many popular songs including Note To Self and The Latest Plague.

p.s: Just for the record. From First To Last in not part of the screamo genre, they are from the post-hardcore genre

From First To Last is my favorite band, they have so many good songs, my favorite is Ride The Wings Of Pestilence. I'm in their fan club aswell!

by TheLatestPlague123 July 29, 2006

first date test

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.

James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.

by Pasadina Montgomery March 24, 2009