The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Are Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

zesty fester

A fella with some zest. A pal with some spice. An acquaintance that plays for the same team. Someone who reps the red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple proudly. Or anyone who is not considered to be 100% hetero.

Oscar: Hey you see that guy Tommy over there? He’s been looking at you alllll night. He totally wants a piece of your badonkadonk.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.

by ronaldreaganmeatballpie March 7, 2026

Repertory Fastbreaking

A religious routine in which the last meal before an annually practised fast is the same one that was used to break the fast the previous year

For me to practise repertory fastbreaking in 2025 would mean that I would have to eat a meatball parmesan sub from Newtonville Pizza before the eve of Yom Kippur

by o23gfh September 25, 2025

Shell-out Falter

The set of delaying tactics, mystified looking around moves and "where the hell's my wallet" self-frisking someone makes when they want you to pickup the check.

He's in a startup now and won't pay for anything, all he'll do is pull a Shell-out Falter on you.

by Ross Brunson November 30, 2011

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

by afromandan December 26, 2022

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024