Fake Rapper 

Anyone who represents a cause but is not clearly or rationally FOR that cause

"I am a gangster and i pop gat's all day i'm on the mic spittin but it isnt all ok"
"But billy you went to private school and you have your parents pay your car insurance your a fake rapper!"

Fake Rapper by Andrew2d0pe February 19, 2009

fake a piss 

A late realization of urinal anxiety where a man becomes too anxious to piss after he has already stepped up to the urinal so he stands at the urinal with his dick out pretending to pee until the man next to him leaves.

Normally I don't suffer from urinal anxiety but this time I had no choice but to take the urinal next to the big black guy. Once I got there I stood there with my dick out but I was too nervous to piss and it was too late to bail out and go to a stall so I had to fake a piss until he left.

fake a piss by pee shy guy May 17, 2009

Fakester 

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

Fakester by Guybang October 24, 2011

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

facestat by lmk34 May 13, 2009

FAKE, LOL

A term to degrade someone, who pretends to have a shako, but doesnt.

Guy: ME HAB SHAKO :)
M0zart: FAKE, LOL

FAKE, LOL by TheM0zart October 11, 2009

Facestalk 

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

Facestalk by Danizilla January 16, 2010

Fake friending 

When you become a "friend" of someone to solely get something from them. Pretending to be someone's friend to take advantage of them.

She ended up fake friending Jane so she could score Rihanna tickets.

Fake friending by serenavand September 6, 2010