Ethan

an extravagant cripple.

will pay 3 billion dollars for belly button touches

example: wow he’s one heck of an ethan

by ppboynotgay June 24, 2019

Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells

Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan

by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020

Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.

Dude, Check out that Ethan.

by Devil85 May 24, 2017

Ethan

Kid who doesn’t give a shit about anything but him/her self. Also a motherfucking bitch who watches porn, also a chotch who has a bitchy personality that makes him watch too much porn and r rated shit. Biggest motherfucking bithchy cunt dickhead arrogant, also know as Fuck boy. He also can not keep a fucking secrète for his shity ass life. He’s a fucking stupid little bitch that eats poopoo.he can fucking kiss my ass becuase he is a Little BITCH ANF HE IS A LONER ANDHAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL BECAUSE he sucks dicks. He pisses everyone the hell off, and he wines like a fucking baby. He’s a stupid little boy who calls people names not knowing that he’s the one that is everything he calls the other people, because he watches porn, he has become a hoe, a big fat hoe. He thinks he is so cool but really he is not. He’s also a big dick faggot and cock sucker.

#bramble #bitch #selffish #porn

Juan. Dude can help me if you don’t ill fail my grade
Ethan.

by Bitchdont esswith e April 21, 2018

Ethan

He's the most beautiful person in the world. The best person you could ever find. He has amazing blonde hair, and sky blue eyes you get lost in, you could stare at him all day, just looking at him will make your day better... He has the personality of an angle, funny, the nicest and cares a lot for his friends. Its hard to not like him he's literally PERFECT i would not change one thing about him.

So i basically like him, I told Ethan at school today and he said he did not like me, i mean who would btw i'm Jada nice to meet you! I wish he would like me, but that would just all be imagination...

by luvsick October 10, 2020

ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.

''Ethan doesnt even lift.''

by ftm1 March 11, 2013

Ethan

Huge douche who has sex with your best friend.

That guy is an Ethan.

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015