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Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .
Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”
by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019
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ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.
person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.
by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018
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Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.
Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*
by KayMF!! June 18, 2020
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Ethan

A boy who doesn’t know if he wants you or 14 other girls. A boy who is amazing but really all he does is hurt you. He’ll lead you in and in the end fuck up your whole life.
Wow Ethan sure broke me
by Unicornchickennugget October 9, 2017
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Ethan

He's the most beautiful person in the world. The best person you could ever find. He has amazing blonde hair, and sky blue eyes you get lost in, you could stare at him all day, just looking at him will make your day better... He has the personality of an angle, funny, the nicest and cares a lot for his friends. Its hard to not like him he's literally PERFECT i would not change one thing about him.
So i basically like him, I told Ethan at school today and he said he did not like me, i mean who would btw i'm Jada nice to meet you! I wish he would like me, but that would just all be imagination...
by luvsick October 10, 2020
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ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.
''Ethan doesnt even lift.''
by ftm1 March 11, 2013
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Ethan

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015
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