Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

by B.I. Josephs January 31, 2007

Eat the Cheese

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Ernesto woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

by Dr. Davidoff Vilson January 02, 2006

butt eating

eating ass lmao

licking the ass while doggy style position "butt eating"

by @skilzsociety September 22, 2013

eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

by Guy with No Life & 2 much time May 25, 2012

eat the booty

The process by which a man or woman lick the asshole or buttcrack intensely causing pleasure to the significant other. This can be in the middle or before intercourse and cannot be gneralized as a one sided sex habit. Both males and females "eat the booty."

Shaniqua: "I wanna try something different in mind tonight"
Tyrone: "What did you wanna try?"
Shaniqua: "I want you to eat the booty"
Tyrone: "Let's get it!"

by Eaton's Ass January 13, 2017

Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

by supermajic August 25, 2005

eat up

1 : performing oral sex on a female after intercourse (submissive) :

2 : house keeping on a used pussy(fetish)

3 : the sloppy seconds of oral pleasure (desperate)

I'm on eat up duty tonight when my girlfriend gets home

by Completely Oblivious June 10, 2004