duke

Shitty, regarding to one's health

bennyhan i feel like duke today, im definitely not going to work.

by dukeopotamus April 14, 2015

The Duke

The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.

Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?

Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-

Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY

The Duke: Uhhhhhh

by FunGun53 December 16, 2019

Duke Luke

Something very out of pocket , unbelievable

Those shoes are Duke Luke

by Duke luke November 26, 2022

Dukes

1. A pronoun often preceded by "Ma", "Mama", "Mom", "Pa", or "Papa" that refers to the generic last name of an especially endearing and respectable motherly or fatherly figure. Also used to one of your specific parents. Interchangeable with "Duke".

2. Plural for your own parents.

3. A term used to refer to an individual or individuals you respect at least somewhat and would prefer to call them something other than "dude". In this context, "duke" is singular while "dukes" is both singular and plural.

"Beef rap, could lead to gettin teeth capped,

or even a wreath for Mom Dukes on some grief crap"

- MF DOOM, "Beef Wrap", Mm.. Food, 2004

"'Cause Mom Duke ain't givin' me shit
So for the bread and butter, I leave niggas in the gutter"
- Notorious BIG, "Gimme The Loot", Ready To Die, 1994

"yo you busy?"
"nah, but Ma Dukes says I gotta stay in tonight."

"yo you busy?"
"nah, just hangin' with the dukes rn."

*walks into room of good friends and good company*
"yoooooooo whats up, dukes!?"

*answer phone call from good friend*
"yo what up duke?"

by tha_fiend March 24, 2020

The Duke of Death

The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command

Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine

by intorec July 24, 2022

My dukes get cheezy

My parents get upset.

When I smoke in the car, my dukes get cheezy.

by litfigures September 23, 2020

fatty duke

a massive dump that will fly out your ass wether you want it to or not, a toilet filler.

Tom: OH GOD , ITS GUNNA BLOW!
Niall: is it a fatty duke?
Tom: yes , its a big one!
Niall: OMG ITS EVERWHERE!
Tom: AAAAH MY ASS BURNS!
Niall: dayum!

by morphiusthegreat November 21, 2011