The Dutch Divingboard

Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.

EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"

Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."

EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"

Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."

by Blake Kahn October 3, 2008

dumpster diving

when a male breaks up with his girlfriend and then in desperate times either days or months down the road he goes back to the girl (hes looking in the dumpster for the old garbage he threw away hoping to find it and get a piece of ass). weve all meet these people before

man1 asks what man 2 did last nite

man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite

then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving

by fartmagic July 5, 2007

Divine Reciprocity

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour.

This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.

Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.

Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth

Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty

Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly

BLERRRRGHHHHH

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009

Diving in them DMs

When you hit-up a girl by Direct Messaging her.

Ayye she's single! Dive in them DMs!!
*Hops on computer and Facebook Msgs Her* (Diving in them dms)

by imLTyme November 1, 2014

continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007

smut diving

1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks

2) Going down on a disgusting hoe

3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home

Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.

I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.

One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.

by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009

Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

A drone doom metal supergroup formed from members of stuff like Sunn O))), Cathedral, Electric Wizard and Khanate. They were named after a song by the band Earth on their album Earth 2. They only released one album, Rampton, in 2002, before going on hiatus. The release date of their next album, if any, is unknown.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.

Guy 2: Really? How was it?

Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.

by Random Person of Doom December 27, 2011