dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

dirty Reginald

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle

Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.

by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018

dirty durf

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.

“hey mom, can you grab me a towel so i can perform the dirty durf on this solid 8?”

by longshlong68 October 19, 2020

Dirty Lorraine

When a fish and chip shop server is secretly receiving cunnilingus while serving food to the public.

I was in the chippy last night when a reflection in a stainless steel cupboard revealed the server was doing a Dirty Lorraine.

by MB63 November 28, 2018

Dirty Mulle

take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy

Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle

by Frassesburgare July 17, 2021

Dirty Cooze

A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.

Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”

Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”

by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018