When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.
Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”
Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”
by neonmeaterbeater April 17, 2020

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle
by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018

The act of misreading coordinates and travelling to an incorrect destination in the game of Minecraft.
Bruh please help me I pulled a Dirty Pasandu and ran out of firework rockets while looking for the woodland mansion.
by Barbeno September 2, 2021

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
by 420guy April 29, 2015

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.
by longshlong68 October 19, 2020

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.
by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020
