coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.

(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."

by JimBean25 May 11, 2017

Dork

Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.

The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Dork

Someone who has consistently horrible takes and is negative all the time

Bro @agotth0tic is such a dork!

by Laughicide July 15, 2025

Dork

Person who is dork

Toure is a dork

by Bonoba February 4, 2019

Dork.

When someone is subconsciously doing or saying something silly BUT it’s also cute and funny.

Megan you’re a dork.
Nikki thinks you’re a dork.

by Opi_popi May 20, 2021

Dork

A person who evokes radiance or laughter by acting stupid, sweet, or cute.

“Alex made a reminder in his phone just to help me remember something. He’s such a dork!”

by Blexagon June 22, 2023

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017