The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
Get the almost dongmug. The action of a male swinging his pelvis back and forth, thus swinging his dong. Similar to freaking with a female or the Beavis and Butt-head dance minus the kicking.
This term can also be used in place of "getting your mack on", "getting your game on", or "getting your freak on".
This term can also be used in place of "getting your mack on", "getting your game on", or "getting your freak on".
"Sup son get your dong swing on!"
"Damn mother fucker I'm about to get my dong swing on with this bitch!"
"Some guy is getting his dong swing on with your girl dude!"
"Damn mother fucker I'm about to get my dong swing on with this bitch!"
"Some guy is getting his dong swing on with your girl dude!"
by evolart November 30, 2009
Get the Dong Swingmug. The act of unleashing tiny armored monsters into the vaginal canal with the intent to infect. Once the monsters have nested into the vaginal canal they will discard there excrement out of the canal. (Gonorrhea)
Jessica I slept with Justin and got "dong goblins" in my vagina.
Rob I can’t believe Dan gave me “dong goblins” in my ass. (Gay Version)
Rob I can’t believe Dan gave me “dong goblins” in my ass. (Gay Version)
by Two Knuckles Deep January 16, 2011
Get the dong goblinmug. The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.
by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004
Get the dong mittenmug. Chung-Li smiled and licked her lips as she passed. Garrett turned to Nick and said, "Did you just see that echo dong? A nice!"
by Michael Swoops January 9, 2009
Get the Echo Dongmug. "What the fuck you just cut me off you dirty dong!"
" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"
" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"
by TweezymyneeZy June 18, 2013
Get the Dirty Dongmug. can vary from many different things
a. A catchphrase. for example: ah wang dong! lost my keys!
b. A new kind of chinese food that has vegetables, cheese, and fried eggs
c. a penis.
d. a new line of Trojan brand extra thick condom. "for more protection...wait...if you want protection...DONT HAVE SEX!"
e. wang=pee
dong=poo
for example: sorry man i gotta go take a wang and then a dong.
f. a new line of baseball "cups" for men
example: man i got this new wang dong cup...it feels so natural! it even comes with the free trojan condoms! for athletic family planning!
g. a new cartoon! wang and dong save the day!
wang usually (accidentally) starts the trouble while dong rescues the town.
example: man, did u see wang and dong tonight?
yeah it was sweet!!
a. A catchphrase. for example: ah wang dong! lost my keys!
b. A new kind of chinese food that has vegetables, cheese, and fried eggs
c. a penis.
d. a new line of Trojan brand extra thick condom. "for more protection...wait...if you want protection...DONT HAVE SEX!"
e. wang=pee
dong=poo
for example: sorry man i gotta go take a wang and then a dong.
f. a new line of baseball "cups" for men
example: man i got this new wang dong cup...it feels so natural! it even comes with the free trojan condoms! for athletic family planning!
g. a new cartoon! wang and dong save the day!
wang usually (accidentally) starts the trouble while dong rescues the town.
example: man, did u see wang and dong tonight?
yeah it was sweet!!
by wang and dong(: April 8, 2010
Get the Wang Dongmug.