and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.

Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?

by CobraKaiNeverDies February 13, 2007

dollywopper

something really large or extreme. Expressing excitement about some large event or thing

I went fishing and caught the fuckin dollywopper 20 lbs steelhead.

My boss pissed me off so I dropped the Dollywopper and shit in his car and quit.

I had a Dollywopper of a night with 3 drunk, horny, bisexual girls.

by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007

5 Dollar Club

A group of Burrell girls who suck dick for 5 dollars.

Last night i met up with one of the members of the 5 dollar club and man it sure was worth my 5 bucs.

by mbooboo April 1, 2009

the dresden dolls

Absolutely amazing two-piece Boston band consisting of piano and drums primarily, with occasional guitar. Members are Amanda Palmer (vocals & piano) and Brian Viglione (drums & guitar)

Can't you just do it for me
I'll pay you well
Fuck, I'll pay you anything
If you can end this

Can't you just fix it for me
It's gone berserk
Fuck, I'll pay you anything
If you can make the damn thing work

--The Perfect Fit

by ronan July 15, 2008

dollar jockey

One who's sole interest in life is to make money.

Check out that Wallstreet dollar jockey, he's lookin' like a regular CEO.

by RooRally Baked July 10, 2009

Dollaraire

someone who has lots of dollars but not enough to amount to real wealth.

I can't buy a house on Nantucket. I am only a dollaraire not a millionaire.

by leimberggreat April 19, 2010

dollarrhea

The condition of being unable to control spending, often extending even to the point of printing more money just to spend it.

"How did we get more than $16 trillion in debt? Could it be because of the federal government's dollarrhea?"

by ak4mc February 19, 2013