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Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)
Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y
by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021
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dieserpan

A boring straight guy, who always deletes his youtube accounts, when it gets succesful.
Wow, he is really boring... What a dieserPan.
by Orphis June 18, 2021
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diesectomephia

(N) When the body slowly starts to deteriorate over time. Organ by organ, body part by body part. A person diagnosed with this disease usually has 6 more months to live until the body is done.
Oh my god…i have diesectomephia….
by Phd Dr. Heba June 30, 2021
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diesel

diesel is the nicest guy you will meet, he’s caring and gentle, can be a redneck at times, it’s a very rare name so you most likely won’t meet a lot of these, so if i were you i would hold on to them.
diesel is soooo sweet!!!
diesel is handsome!!
by patrick mom October 15, 2021
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Diesel

Don’t you wanna fuck with a diesel nigga
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Diesel

Don’t you wanna fuck with a diesel nigga
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Diesel

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down
by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021
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