Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.

I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.

by westwardHo April 28, 2019

Cow poop

when a cow shits while having buttsex

Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 15, 2017

Hill cow

Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly

That Hill cows going to die he's facing downhill and can't eat

by stonedefiance December 26, 2020

Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who's only dating you
or being your friend for your money and
benefits they can take from you

Jenny: your best friend is only using you, she
doesn't care about you
Kerry: no she’s not
Jenny: trust me she's a cash cow

by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 16, 2022

long cow

Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.

Person A: Oh great Long Cow Sama, please forgive me for my sins. Amen.
Long Cow: ok.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

keys cow

it means ur a susi baka

u are keys cow (susi baka)

by Meme Glory August 17, 2021

Butt Cow

It's when a guy is banging someone in the butthole, they cum inside, then yank their cock out really fast, causing the butthole to pop out. After this, you milk the exposed butthole into a cup and make the other person drink it.

Susie ate tacos the other day..... when I gave her the butt cow, she threw up olives and lettuce everywhere, so I said "bitch, clean this shit!" I haven't given her the butt cow ever since

by E FeAzY September 7, 2007