A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.
He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.
He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.
Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp
Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?
Bulls: corn demolisher
Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished
Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?
Bulls: corn demolisher
Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished
by yoshimibills March 17, 2017
by @orangetabby June 20, 2017
It's when a popcorn kernel falls into a girls bra and pops because of the heat and sweat. Making the corn extra salty.
by Kat L Lush October 03, 2017
A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019
a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 22, 2011
a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 February 12, 2012
A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
by BanditoSlim October 08, 2011