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Corn Dick

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019
mugGet the Corn Dickmug.

Flipping that corn

When one girl has sex with another girl to humiliate her
Damn, Jen be flipping that corn on her
by @orangetabby June 19, 2017
mugGet the Flipping that cornmug.

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits
Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
by Yanker23 December 9, 2015
mugGet the corn penismug.

Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 21, 2011
mugGet the Corn Blastermug.

corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.
I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005
mugGet the corn wipemug.

corn pocket

Dude I walked into Jerry's house the other day and he had his finger in his moms corn pocket.
by Corn pocket. July 24, 2014
mugGet the corn pocketmug.

corn hoe

Anyone who typically fucks people who live in rural areas
Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe
by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018
mugGet the corn hoemug.

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