Cocker

1. see bitch or fucker.
2. Derived from cock and fucker.
3. Strong insult toward either gender.

Anna: Go suck a fatty, dag!
Trevi: I hate you, you fucking cocker!

by Trevi October 22, 2003

Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.

Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

Or something like that...

by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008

Herring Choker

A person of Irish descent who's parents or grandparents have settled in New Brunswick Canada. They are often so cheap, they'd sooner walk around with holes in their shoes than buy new ones. They are also living on a steady diet of Herring, or make their income off of Herring (fisherman etc.) so they are known as the aforementioned "herringchoker". They can also be classified as "Irish Jews", "Penny Pinchers", and "cheap motherfuckers".

Person #1 "Look at that dirty looking bastard over there walking around in rags, is he homeless?"
Person #2 "Even worse, he's a Herring Choker"

by MoeShoes January 20, 2014

getting cooked

when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test

student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back

by foxy_da_mntndewking420 March 26, 2017

Chokers

2005 Chicago White Sox

The 2005 Chicago White Sox are the biggest bunch of chokers on the planet.

by TheCheat September 22, 2005

choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick

Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

by roller May 29, 2005

Chilli Chokers

Underwear such as boxer briefs or Mighty Tighty Whities be 'em Hanes or BVD's or any other underwear that restricts much needed air flow. No man should be crowding his unit like this, it will make it claustrophobic.

Brent was smuggling plums the size of a marble in his chilli chokers!

Alex needs to relax or he is going to bacon strip the back of his chilli chokers.

by Keep it Free August 27, 2009