colon rose

When a person expels or projects their own anus from the inside to the outside of their body giving the effect of a rose bud blooming in spring

I've never seen a colon rose like that

Her ass produced a truly magnificent colon rose

It was the biggest colon rose I have ever seen

by Dolph Rolfe December 17, 2015

selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010

Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

Colonial Heights

A small city in Virginia composed of 97% white people, 2% black, and 1% asian/other.

Nicknames:
"Colonial Whites"
"CH"
"CW"

Colnial Heights Resident 1: When's the last time you seen a nigger in this town man?

Colonial Heights Resident 2: It's been a minute man.

by Nordan Jorris December 9, 2008

colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

Colonic Briggsygation

A medical procedure in which the rectum is flushed out using Briggsy's acne pus and semen.

Little did he know, he was in for a colonic briggsygation...

by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008