Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.
"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."
by Yesman64 January 21, 2020
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Cleveland jerk

The act of using your foreskin as a flesh-light.
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Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light
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Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out
"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"
by Steven P. French July 31, 2024
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Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
by Ohio driver January 26, 2013
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Cleveland Steamroller

An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida.

Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
Uncle Bill gave me a cleveland steamroller last weekend, I think I'm in love with him.
by your only fan September 24, 2022
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Cleveland Pancake

Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.
Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?
by 1111hotmomma1111 December 16, 2013
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