a religious-scientific organization and church using an L. Ron Hubbard, multi-discipline approach to understanding and improving human behavior and group activities. It includes,
~ Dianetics, see Dianetics - the Modern Science of Mental Health, a non-spiritual approach to mental improvement that does not include psych drugs, hypnosis, brainwashing, mental implants, shock treatments or any form of psych treatment;
~ an educational methoology, Study Technology, for easier, faster learning;
~ an organizational management technology for improving business performance, and
~ Scientology spiritual improvement technology for emotional and spiritual betterment in this life and beyond. Membership is open to anyone wishing to better conditions for themselves and others, and usually begins with introductory lectures and progresses through various levels of classes with everyday practical applications to reach a rational, clear-thinking, mental state called "Clear". Study beyond Clear results in a state of total spiritual freedom. Along the way one can expect an increase in personal abilities, including IQ, reaction time, getting more done in less time, and freedom from excessive self-doubt.
__Study of Scientology is based upon one's own personal discovery, rather than the belief of Scientology principles; no one is asked to believe any of its principles without discovering for themselves that these principles are true, and do produce improvements, self-growth, and better relationships. Scientologists take pride in having personal freedom, sharing information, and thinking for themselves. One finds none of the flags that mark a clique, cult, or secret society.
__Since Scientology technologies are improvement technologies rather than belief methodologies, one notices both members of other religions, and people holding to no belief structure or system, studying and using some or all of the technologies of Scientology, without expectation or necessity of having membership in Scientology. One also finds members of other religions claiming dual participation or membership in both Scientology and some other religion.
~ Dianetics, see Dianetics - the Modern Science of Mental Health, a non-spiritual approach to mental improvement that does not include psych drugs, hypnosis, brainwashing, mental implants, shock treatments or any form of psych treatment;
~ an educational methoology, Study Technology, for easier, faster learning;
~ an organizational management technology for improving business performance, and
~ Scientology spiritual improvement technology for emotional and spiritual betterment in this life and beyond. Membership is open to anyone wishing to better conditions for themselves and others, and usually begins with introductory lectures and progresses through various levels of classes with everyday practical applications to reach a rational, clear-thinking, mental state called "Clear". Study beyond Clear results in a state of total spiritual freedom. Along the way one can expect an increase in personal abilities, including IQ, reaction time, getting more done in less time, and freedom from excessive self-doubt.
__Study of Scientology is based upon one's own personal discovery, rather than the belief of Scientology principles; no one is asked to believe any of its principles without discovering for themselves that these principles are true, and do produce improvements, self-growth, and better relationships. Scientologists take pride in having personal freedom, sharing information, and thinking for themselves. One finds none of the flags that mark a clique, cult, or secret society.
__Since Scientology technologies are improvement technologies rather than belief methodologies, one notices both members of other religions, and people holding to no belief structure or system, studying and using some or all of the technologies of Scientology, without expectation or necessity of having membership in Scientology. One also finds members of other religions claiming dual participation or membership in both Scientology and some other religion.
After studying a book on the subject of ethics at SCIENTOLOGY, CHURCH OF one is better able to determine the best thing to do when faced with competing priorities.
by mark miglio September 30, 2008
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When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.
Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
by thetattooedphotographer March 02, 2014
A set of girls that have confidence in themselves knowing that they don’t need a man to be successful all they need is God and believing in themselves.
by Reeldeal November 24, 2021
A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.
One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.
by theBlackSheep June 09, 2023
A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.
Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.
Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.
Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.
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