An individual who holds aggressively negtive views of Christianity. Unlike an Athiest/Agnostic, a Christian Hater will only critisize Christianity, and not other religions. A Christian Hater can be recognized by their habit of calling Christians Xians or Xtians, and by their use of childish insults and condecending tone when talking to them. They also are prone to comparing Christians to Nazis. A sure sign of a Christian Hater is their claim that the Bible is full of contradictions and bigotry, but also claim they have never read it themselves, and don't need to.(They may sometimes cite Sam Harris or Daniel Dennet as their source of Bible info, to lend credibility to their claims). They are most often found on online message boards, where they may use multiple screen names at any given time.
"A Christian Hater can be found on most online message boards."
"Hitler was a model Christian."
"Quit cramming your Jesus shit down our throats!"
"Atheists never use violence. Only Christians kill."
"Religion is a form of mental illness."
"STFU you Fundie!"
"Jesus really teaches you to hate people."
"People with Imaginary friends are stupid."
"I'm a freethinker, no book of myths runs my life."
"Christianity is intellectual suicide."
"Proud member of the Rational Response Squad."
"Hitler was a model Christian."
"Quit cramming your Jesus shit down our throats!"
"Atheists never use violence. Only Christians kill."
"Religion is a form of mental illness."
"STFU you Fundie!"
"Jesus really teaches you to hate people."
"People with Imaginary friends are stupid."
"I'm a freethinker, no book of myths runs my life."
"Christianity is intellectual suicide."
"Proud member of the Rational Response Squad."
by the_Informer February 13, 2008
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girl: hey :)
christian: hey, can i ask you something?
girl: sure
christian: i really don't like people often, but you are just amazing and I really like you.. and I was wondering.. do you li-
girl: OH MY GOD, YES! you're amazing and I like you too!
or
Girl 1: did you see that super cute kid shooting hopes?
Girl 2: yeah, he didn't miss any shots!
girl 1: damn, he's a real Christian!
christian: hey, can i ask you something?
girl: sure
christian: i really don't like people often, but you are just amazing and I really like you.. and I was wondering.. do you li-
girl: OH MY GOD, YES! you're amazing and I like you too!
or
Girl 1: did you see that super cute kid shooting hopes?
Girl 2: yeah, he didn't miss any shots!
girl 1: damn, he's a real Christian!
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(for the record, I don't hate Christians, I hate Christianity and what it does to people. If you wanna hate on that, have at. It's what I believe. Go ahead, tell me, once again, that I don't have the right to believe it. Everything in this article comes from survey and research.)
People who believe in the fictional compendium otherwise known as the Bible. Many Christians push their beliefs on others, and will go so far as to insult others for their beliefs and practices.
All Christians falsely believe that they were persecuted throughout history, however, in all actuality, Christians slaughtered thousands upon thousands of 'non-believers', and when they had successfully killed off enough 'non-believers' to the point that they could be considered the ruling religion, they input fictional tales of martyrdom into popular literature.
Christians were respopnsible not only for most of the religious wars throughout history, but also the torture and murder of innocent people all the way from 'witches' to Native Americans. For centuries, Christianity justified rape, slavery, child murder, theft of civil and natural rights, persecution of minorities, and closed mindedness. Even today a good portion of these things are still upheld by Christianity.
America in a largely Christian nation, and although Barak Obama has been pinned by some as a Muslim, there is no reason to believe that America has ever had a non-Christian president. As a result, religious legislation is common in America, which is supposedly a 'secular country'.
People who believe in the fictional compendium otherwise known as the Bible. Many Christians push their beliefs on others, and will go so far as to insult others for their beliefs and practices.
All Christians falsely believe that they were persecuted throughout history, however, in all actuality, Christians slaughtered thousands upon thousands of 'non-believers', and when they had successfully killed off enough 'non-believers' to the point that they could be considered the ruling religion, they input fictional tales of martyrdom into popular literature.
Christians were respopnsible not only for most of the religious wars throughout history, but also the torture and murder of innocent people all the way from 'witches' to Native Americans. For centuries, Christianity justified rape, slavery, child murder, theft of civil and natural rights, persecution of minorities, and closed mindedness. Even today a good portion of these things are still upheld by Christianity.
America in a largely Christian nation, and although Barak Obama has been pinned by some as a Muslim, there is no reason to believe that America has ever had a non-Christian president. As a result, religious legislation is common in America, which is supposedly a 'secular country'.
The other day, I was called a 'hopeless sinner' by a Christian when I told them I didn't want to engage in their church Bible study.
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